P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang |
OK. I'm a bizarre mix of daft, competative, grumpy, and nerd. Things to note - I moan a lot. A LOT... |
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Just casually changing my job title on Facebook, and look what popped up…
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Always encouraging to know that when internet shopping somebody has been there before you. Better luck next time Barry…
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Top tip…
…From experience. Don’t EVER line manage three women, two of whom are over 50 years old. I thought the silent treatment ended when people reached adult-hood… Wrong.
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Notes A gay ol’ afternoonWhen I hear stories on tv about girl’s ex-boyfriends who are now gay (the boys, that is), I used to muse how I’d feel about that. Well… now I know! Turns out my ex-boyfriend who I went out with for five years (we broke up in 2004) is now gay. Maybe he quietly was back then too. My reaction to this news (courtesy of everybody’s “friend”, Facebook)? Hilarity - I’m not bothered one bit. In fact, I got the giggles quite bad. I’m still smiling now as I’m writing about it. Not sure if that’s normal or not, but there you go. Still, I guess it helps that I’m super, sickly happy (to the point of vomiting) with my current boyfriend.
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Notes My guilty pleasures - Part 31. I consider open Facebook profiles to be one of life’s pleasures. There’s nothing quite as self indulgent as seeing that all the popular kids from school are now… well, wasters. You just know they’re going to have open profiles. I know it makes me a sadist, but there you go. And, don’t and try and tell me you don’t think the same…
2. Statler and Waldorf. I aspire to be exactly like them.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17104569
There are no words to describe how much I do not like this girl. Quote: “I flung the middle finger. That was for the suits at the Brit Awards, not my fans. I’m sorry if I offended anyone but the suits offended me”. Lady-like. Sorry love, was your first acceptance speech not good enough? How dare the organisers try and keep to time when Princess Adele is speaking… P.S. Have you ever heard her speak…?
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Best street art ever? Yes.
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Today is the 20th Jan, so of course it’s nearly Easter, Cadbury…
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I was freaking out to Niki about how I’m moving to a city with a metro stop named “Cumming”, and he asked why it was named that in the first place....
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If only I could add “Had a Tweet favourited by a contestant on (and probable winner of) America’s Next Top Model” to my CV.
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Anonymous asked: you rule
Usually Anonymous messages are reserved for insults and people disagreeing with you, so I kind of feel like you’re being sarcastic. But hey, take...
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Look, I know that I'm a disproportionately hateful person
But everyone else is so awful that it’s really hard not to just do murders sometimes.
I...
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In other words, it looks like an Angelfire page. I’m surprised my cursor didn’t change...
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You know how there are those "No Men" carriages on trains in Japan?
I wish there were “No Babies” carriages on public transport everywhere. Special...
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“I’m always dreaming up ideas, like when the words “modeling boarding school” floated into my head while I was driving on the FDR highway...
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Alan: You'll end up getting me banned from the 'classy club.'Me: You can't get banned from a club you made up.
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Techknowledgy.
There is so much beauty in this comment, I don’t even know where to begin. Thank god for Facebook and its ability to keep my high...
